Yay! My first test subject! I'm sure I can find other people to volunteer--how many do you think I'll have to acquire in order for it to become a veritable internet rule, like Rule #34?

Um... I think I might know our governor's name? But I could be wrong. Which is kind of embarrassing. But you're right--if I lived in California, then at least I'd know who my governor was!

Merry (belated) Christmas to you, too!