Seriously! I mean, it was also nice, because I had an idea of what you'd like to see, but also, PRESSURE.

Psh, you know that's right. Everything with Shawn becomes thirteen times more awkward. I think he lives off that awkwardness. It's what gives his hair those superpowers.

(Now I'm picturing crackfic with handcuffs POV, where the handcuffs feel all guilty and torn up inside because they know they belong to Lassiter, but Shawn's wrists are just so sexy)